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The Paradise Ponderer

Smith College's Wettest Dry Humor

Paradise Pond

The Paradise Ponderer

"The Paradise Ponderer is Smith College's best satirical news source."

—Gloria Steinem could have said this! We don't know, we didn't ask her.

Stay tuned for gripping news, hard journalism, and our live deconstruction of the Neilson, brick-by-brick.

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Oct 24, 2023
1 min

Smalloweekend Costume Quiz!

Welcome back Smith! Halloweekend is fast approaching, and I know you (yes, you) did not plan a costume. You kept postponing it, waiting...

Sep 21, 2022
2 min

Biological Terrorists at Smith Disheartened by Ozzi Token System

At the start of this semester, Smith College removed its beloved to-go containers from dining halls and now requires students to exchange...

Jul 13, 2022
2 min

Modern Day Cassandra? Woman Told to Shut Up Already

Wondering what's going on with convocation? We can tell you for sure what ISN'T!

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